Wednesday 22 June 2011

Lol, get a life, dude.

Today's architectural fact: So, you guys know the city of Chandigarh, right? Yes? Good. Wait, you don't? Man, you're a stupid dickhead! Chandigarh was majorly designed by the world famous, Le Corbusier. He was known for his modern work. He also designed this "Notre Dame du Haut" - it's a church, somewhere in France. It's really different from the "orthodox" designs of the churches we see everywhere. Simply put, it is a modern church.
Oh and you might have thought that I would post a picture of the Notre Dame du Haut? Yes? Lol. Dude, get a life! Google it if you're really that interested. 


There are 3 types of people in life: straight, gay and transgenders. Didn't know? No? Fuck. And we call blondes dumb! Ha ha!


Oh and Poulomi, thanks for the guest post. That was very sweet of you. 


A few months ago, September 2010 to be precise, I wrote this shit in class. 


Thy Hallow Beast


Thy Hallow Beast returnest,
From the Wild.
Thy Hallow Beast in the New
World, Content and Machines.
Thy Hallow Beast spat blood
Globules till the work done.
Thy Hallow Beast is all one.
Thy Hallow Beast shalt rest.
Thy Hallow Beast is near 'is grave.
Thy Hallow Beast is nothing, but you.

Context:
It's about a primitive man who has entered into the New, Modern world and his mind frame towards the people in this New World.

Explanation:
Thy Hallow Beast means a modern man. The primitive man [will be referred to as the Old Man] says that the Beast has returned from the Wild. Wild? For the Old Man, the cities, the buildings are wild and not natural [Line 1,2].
The Old man says that the Beast is in the New World, happy with the machines [Line 3,4].
The Old man thinks that the modern men have come to the point that they will risk their own lives and spit blood to just complete the task given. [Line 5,6]
The Old man says that the Beast lives for himself. [Line 7]
But now, the Beast has to rest. [Line 8]
And the Beast is near his grave because of the exhuastive and life sucking tasks of his life. [Line 9]
The beast is none other than you [The reader]. [Line 10].

I guess you can understand how primitive the Old Man is, from the language he uses.

 [Thanks to Fb notes for keeping this safe].


Fuckk offf!

2 comments:

  1. You come up with really good things during class! :D

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  2. Hey, I'm glad you liked it [if you liked it]! Cheers!

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