Showing posts with label BS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BS. Show all posts

Friday, 5 August 2011

Google, you impress me.

Hello, unknown person. How do you do?

Today is Friday, 5th August. And tomorrow is 6th. Phbbbbbttt! My university opens on 22nd August. You have no idea how excited I am. For so many months, mera ho gaya :P

[Pic courtesy: Marmik]

22nd August! That's the day a new phase of my life starts. And I hope a better one. And what's with so many people missing their schools? I have spent my 14 good years at the same school that was right opposite my house, and I still don't miss it. Maybe it's because Maharishi Vidya Mandir is still in front of my house. 

Everyone thinks I wake up at 5 AM because they receive a text from me saying "Good Morning". Haha, retards! Guess they have never heard of SMS Scheduling apps :P 

Ohh, I watched the Source Code last night. It is amazing, the movie. But I was just hoping it could be longer than it really is. I'd definitely give it 4.5/5.

Here's an architectural fact:
Charles Correa designed the Gandhi Smarak Sangrahalay, the museum at the Sabarmati Ashram. Also the LIC Building in Outer Circle, New Delhi. Yes, the old man still lives. 

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Time And Tide Wait For None.

Note: The title has nothing to do with the post. Trust me on this.

Architectural Fact: Sansad Bhavan or more famously known as the Parliment Of India. Designed by Sir Edwin Lutyens. It's basically a huge building that is circular and filled with ghazzziillliionns of pillars. Also, Sir Edwin Lutyens designed Delhi.


So, now time for bullshit..

A few days ago, I was in Arakkonam [Vellore District, TN]. I was really bored when I was there. There I was sitting near the road, inside my uncle's shop. I took out a bit of paper and a pen. Drew what was in front of me, keeping in mind the method of drawing using the one point perspective or also known as the single point perspective. This is what I ended up with:


And this is what it really looks like:

It sucks. I know, right?

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Lol, get a life, dude.

Today's architectural fact: So, you guys know the city of Chandigarh, right? Yes? Good. Wait, you don't? Man, you're a stupid dickhead! Chandigarh was majorly designed by the world famous, Le Corbusier. He was known for his modern work. He also designed this "Notre Dame du Haut" - it's a church, somewhere in France. It's really different from the "orthodox" designs of the churches we see everywhere. Simply put, it is a modern church.
Oh and you might have thought that I would post a picture of the Notre Dame du Haut? Yes? Lol. Dude, get a life! Google it if you're really that interested. 


There are 3 types of people in life: straight, gay and transgenders. Didn't know? No? Fuck. And we call blondes dumb! Ha ha!


Oh and Poulomi, thanks for the guest post. That was very sweet of you. 


A few months ago, September 2010 to be precise, I wrote this shit in class. 


Thy Hallow Beast


Thy Hallow Beast returnest,
From the Wild.
Thy Hallow Beast in the New
World, Content and Machines.
Thy Hallow Beast spat blood
Globules till the work done.
Thy Hallow Beast is all one.
Thy Hallow Beast shalt rest.
Thy Hallow Beast is near 'is grave.
Thy Hallow Beast is nothing, but you.

Context:
It's about a primitive man who has entered into the New, Modern world and his mind frame towards the people in this New World.

Explanation:
Thy Hallow Beast means a modern man. The primitive man [will be referred to as the Old Man] says that the Beast has returned from the Wild. Wild? For the Old Man, the cities, the buildings are wild and not natural [Line 1,2].
The Old man says that the Beast is in the New World, happy with the machines [Line 3,4].
The Old man thinks that the modern men have come to the point that they will risk their own lives and spit blood to just complete the task given. [Line 5,6]
The Old man says that the Beast lives for himself. [Line 7]
But now, the Beast has to rest. [Line 8]
And the Beast is near his grave because of the exhuastive and life sucking tasks of his life. [Line 9]
The beast is none other than you [The reader]. [Line 10].

I guess you can understand how primitive the Old Man is, from the language he uses.

 [Thanks to Fb notes for keeping this safe].


Fuckk offf!

Friday, 17 June 2011

I never come up with good titles. :/

Today's Architectural Fact: The Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum or the Guggenheim Museum is a really famous museum. Trust me, I have no idea what's inside, but yea, it's great. Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright [yep, the same guy who designed the Falling Water.]. So get this, Frank Lloyd Wright is kinda famous. They also have a stamp on which his face is "printed", so as to honour him. 


So, in the past few days, I have become quite active on this website, Twitter and if you don't know what that is, seriously kill yourself, you fucking retard :). And today is Friday. So everyone on my TL [timeline] have been asking their followers to follow these people who are apparently really "cool"/"awesome"/"amazing" or their tweets are the same.

A few of my friends have asked their followers to follow me; thank you, Cool/Amazing/Awesome people. Oh, STFU and follow me and all the people I am following. :) Link

So the Guest Blogger for this week will be Poulomi. She'll post, if she does remember to post. 

That's it.

If you have completed 12th: Your admission is not done yet? Really? That is sad! FUCK YOU. :D