Showing posts with label Sense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sense. Show all posts

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Freddie Mercury, the Unsung Hero of Indian Origin

First things first, this is the first time the title of a post is actually related to the contents.



Freddie Mercury or Farrokh Bulsara, was born in India as a Parsi. For those who don't know who I'm talking about, he is the vocalist of one the greatest bands of all time: Queen. For those who don't know who Queen is, they're the band who composed and sung "We Will Rock You". Now, you know.

It's a shame really that Freddie Mercury isn't as famous in the country he's actually from. Right from his flamboyant stage persona, the way he swayed the crowd at concerts with his powerful vocals, it's just right to call him as one of the greatest singer of all time.

The other day, I asked my friends in college if they knew who Queen and Freddie Mercury was, all they said was "Who the fuck are you talking about?". I looked at them and thought that they are missing out on the best music to be ever played and heard. I pity them.

Freddie Mercury died as he was suffering from HIV AIDS, the first rock star to die because of the deadly disease.

Though I wasn't there when he was, he lives in my heart, through his music. His legacy, his music, shall live on forever.

Here are a few of his songs that I adore:
Bohemian Rhapsody
Friends Will Be Friends
Is This The World We Created
Don't Stop Me Now
We Are The Champions
Somebody To Love
Funny How Love Is

Do listen if you want to have a taste of the best music to be ever heard in this ignorant world of ours.



Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Lol, get a life, dude.

Today's architectural fact: So, you guys know the city of Chandigarh, right? Yes? Good. Wait, you don't? Man, you're a stupid dickhead! Chandigarh was majorly designed by the world famous, Le Corbusier. He was known for his modern work. He also designed this "Notre Dame du Haut" - it's a church, somewhere in France. It's really different from the "orthodox" designs of the churches we see everywhere. Simply put, it is a modern church.
Oh and you might have thought that I would post a picture of the Notre Dame du Haut? Yes? Lol. Dude, get a life! Google it if you're really that interested. 


There are 3 types of people in life: straight, gay and transgenders. Didn't know? No? Fuck. And we call blondes dumb! Ha ha!


Oh and Poulomi, thanks for the guest post. That was very sweet of you. 


A few months ago, September 2010 to be precise, I wrote this shit in class. 


Thy Hallow Beast


Thy Hallow Beast returnest,
From the Wild.
Thy Hallow Beast in the New
World, Content and Machines.
Thy Hallow Beast spat blood
Globules till the work done.
Thy Hallow Beast is all one.
Thy Hallow Beast shalt rest.
Thy Hallow Beast is near 'is grave.
Thy Hallow Beast is nothing, but you.

Context:
It's about a primitive man who has entered into the New, Modern world and his mind frame towards the people in this New World.

Explanation:
Thy Hallow Beast means a modern man. The primitive man [will be referred to as the Old Man] says that the Beast has returned from the Wild. Wild? For the Old Man, the cities, the buildings are wild and not natural [Line 1,2].
The Old man says that the Beast is in the New World, happy with the machines [Line 3,4].
The Old man thinks that the modern men have come to the point that they will risk their own lives and spit blood to just complete the task given. [Line 5,6]
The Old man says that the Beast lives for himself. [Line 7]
But now, the Beast has to rest. [Line 8]
And the Beast is near his grave because of the exhuastive and life sucking tasks of his life. [Line 9]
The beast is none other than you [The reader]. [Line 10].

I guess you can understand how primitive the Old Man is, from the language he uses.

 [Thanks to Fb notes for keeping this safe].


Fuckk offf!

Saturday, 4 June 2011

Kate, will you marry me?

A few weeks ago, The Royal Wedding happened. Prince William tied the knot with Kate Middleton [hey, Kate, marry me?]. From what I heard, the cost for the wedding was ~80 million dollars and that's a lot of money. The money was taken from the pockets in the name of taxes. So, basically that's a free wedding.

Now, a friend of mine told me, they are getting divorced. I'm not sure if that's true or false news. Let's just assume it is true. If she does get a divorce, she gets half of what he owns - HALF OF THE FUCKING KINGDOM. It's worth a whooping 450 million dollars. So it's 225 million dollars to her. But is it really possible that they are going to get a divorce? They were 8 years together before they got engaged and in these modern times, most marriages don't even last that long!

If she does get a divorce, she should marry me. Why? Come on! It's me. And after that, I'd divorce her - get half of what she owns: 125 million :D I'll be rich! Muhaha!

See ya around, suckers!

Friday, 3 June 2011

Architecture is not engineering nor interior designing.


Thanks to Rounak Jain for this idea.

Hello, jackasses.

It would be stupid to ask what you are doing because you are reading this and that's what you are doing: reading.

Okay, so people ask me "Which course are you going to choose?". I say, "Um, architecture". People who know their facts reply "Oh, nice.". And the rest dumbfucks ask "Engineering?". Now, that is pissing off.

And if you're a part of the elite group of Dumbfucks, get this: YOU SUCK. Architecture is a combination of science and creativity; where as, engineering is a combination of the core subjects like maths and science [Chem, Physics and the other subjects]. So that's the main difference.

Now for the people who think interior designing and architecture are same: guess what, you suck too. Interior designing deals with the interiors - the furniture, the colour of the walls and the rest. Architecture deals with the planning and designing of the building.

Seems like common sense is very rare now-a-days. Fuck.