Bull Shalaga, Bull Shagala.

Jai Guru Dev. That's how we greeted teachers in my school. It loosely translates to.. well, I don't know what it loosely translates to. What's up, guys? I'm fine, thanks for asking. Such a sweet bunch of readers of my blog I have.

You know, I have this advantage of having a blog. No one reads it. So I can post what ever I want. WHATEVER. 


Let me tell you a little story. Okay? Okay, thank you. for letting me go ahead with it.

There was a man. His name was Randwa. Yes, his name was funny. Randwa. He made the best and the biggest mistake of his life - he met Boobdi. Another funny name, I know. Randwa wanted to be an architect. So did Boobdi. But they couldn't. Why? They couldn't because they couldn't clear NATA. HAHA! So Randwa decided to become a pimp and Boobdi, a stripper.

So, kids, you have learnt an important lesson today. If you want to become an architect, clear your NATA.

Yes, I cleared mine with a pretty good score. Yes, I'm a show-off. 108 is the magical number, lovable earthling. Also, my partner at Krazy Onez and my good friend, Deepith Jain, has started his own blog. Go on, lifeless mofos. Check it out: here.

So long, stupid boys and girls!

Google, you impress me.

Hello, unknown person. How do you do?

Today is Friday, 5th August. And tomorrow is 6th. Phbbbbbttt! My university opens on 22nd August. You have no idea how excited I am. For so many months, mera ho gaya :P

[Pic courtesy: Marmik]

22nd August! That's the day a new phase of my life starts. And I hope a better one. And what's with so many people missing their schools? I have spent my 14 good years at the same school that was right opposite my house, and I still don't miss it. Maybe it's because Maharishi Vidya Mandir is still in front of my house. 

Everyone thinks I wake up at 5 AM because they receive a text from me saying "Good Morning". Haha, retards! Guess they have never heard of SMS Scheduling apps :P 

Ohh, I watched the Source Code last night. It is amazing, the movie. But I was just hoping it could be longer than it really is. I'd definitely give it 4.5/5.

Here's an architectural fact:

Charles Correa designed the Gandhi Smarak Sangrahalay, the museum at the Sabarmati Ashram. Also the LIC Building in Outer Circle, New Delhi. Yes, the old man still lives. 

Time And Tide Wait For None.

Note: The title has nothing to do with the post. Trust me on this.

Architectural Fact: Sansad Bhavan or more famously known as the Parliment Of India. Designed by Sir Edwin Lutyens. It's basically a huge building that is circular and filled with ghazzziillliionns of pillars. Also, Sir Edwin Lutyens designed Delhi.

So, now time for bullshit..

A few days ago, I was in Arakkonam [Vellore District, TN]. I was really bored when I was there. There I was sitting near the road, inside my uncle's shop. I took out a bit of paper and a pen. Drew what was in front of me, keeping in mind the method of drawing using the one point perspective or also known as the single point perspective. This is what I ended up with:

And this is what it really looks like:

It sucks. I know, right?

This Post Has 4 pictures!

Today's Architectural Fact: Today I'm going to talk about a building that really doesn't exist. A building that replaced a really old, but classy hotel. Yes, people, the HQ of the GNB in New York designed by our very own Theodore Mosby. The GNB HQ replaces The Arcadian. The architect also dumped his girlfriend to build this building. Ha! That's the way, bro! Anyway, the rest, well isn't history, we still don't know if this building is real. Aahh, fuck you.

In the last post, I told you about the Notre Dame du Haut and I didn't post the pic. Here it is: [and hey, I am being sweet]

Also, follow Marmik cuz he's cool. He sent me this pic. Damn funny it is:

And the fourth pic. I was chatting with this friend of mine on Facebook and here's a part of it:

Damn funny right? I know. :D

Fuck "mutual" sex. Go rape.